22 Things Boys Should + Shouldn't Do.

Well i saw one of these for men, and i thought i should make a slightly younger version [:

1.] DON'T show off in front of her.
you think you look cool ? no. and when it goes wrong you'll look like an idiot.

2.] Don't go on + on about yourself.. yer we are interested, but how many goals you scored in football really doesn't impress us.

3.] Don't tell her how much you love her after a few days.. you can't possibly love her that much already + it shows you don't know what love is.

4.] Don't flirt with other girls to make her jealous.. yes it does make us jealous.. but it also makes us think you're a bit of a tw*t.

5.] Don't get all obsessive over her.. yes we like attention, but your constant stalking us is kinda scary.

6.] Don't start a fight with someone in front of us.. no you don't look 'hard', you look like an aggressive thug.

7.] Don't try too hard.. it's a major turn off, don't play hard to get.. but no one likes a desperate.

8.] Please don't eat constantly.. yes we understand you're hungry, but having something in your mouth all the time? big turn off.

9.] Don't spend too long doing your hair.. a guy with nice hair is always good.. but spending hours on it.. makes it look like you've tried to hard, and 'tbh' it looks better with only 5mins spent on it.

10.] Don't act like you know everything.. you don't like us pretending to know about/like football.. we don't like you pretending to know about girl films.. books.. her music. You obviously don't like it, so don't act like you do.

11.] Don't go on about 'how drunk you were saturday night.. oddly enough we don't care how many drinks you had.. or how big her tits were.

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1.] Smile.. you have no idea how amazing the guy we like smiling at us is.

2.] Be polite.. it makes us feel special and we'll want to be around you more.

3.] Give us some of your time.. yer we'd like to see you every so often without your mates around.

4.] If we're upset make us feel better.. don't ask us if we're okay, cuz we obviously aren't.. make a joke.. do something stupid.. even give us a cuddle.

5.] Laugh at our jokes.. don't over do it though.

6.] Text us.. about something funny that happened earlier.. or a tv show.. no just 'hey how're you?' because it lead to a 'gd u?' 'yer gd, wuu2?' convo.. and who wants that.

7.] Tell us we're pretty.. don't lie, but if you think we are tell us, don't call us hot though.. that just shows you want something else.

8.] Tell us we make you smile/laugh/happy.. makes us feel nice.

9.] Be the forward one.. if it's only the second day we've known you for, no, we don't want to 'get with you' but don't leave it years if she's shown signs she's liked you.. because she'll move on.

10.] Be gentle.. if you ever get far enough to 'get under her clothes' don't attack us it'll hurt, a gentle caring guy is really appreciated and makes us feel special.

11.] Unless you care go away.. we don't like being messed around, it hurts.

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